Listen to those who have looked the beast in the eye and lived to tell the tale.
"I thought he just wanted the leftovers. But when I saw him using my treadmill to build stamina, I knew EvilRaccoons.ca was right. They are training."
Evelyn Watchwell
Toronto Resident
"They didn't just tip the bin. They sorted it by caloric value and left a 'thank you' note written in mud on my siding. It was terrifyingly polite."
Marcus Bin-Free
Vancouver Urbanist