Survivor Stories

Listen to those who have looked the beast in the eye and lived to tell the tale.

"I thought he just wanted the leftovers. But when I saw him using my treadmill to build stamina, I knew EvilRaccoons.ca was right. They are training."

Survivor

Evelyn Watchwell

Toronto Resident

"They didn't just tip the bin. They sorted it by caloric value and left a 'thank you' note written in mud on my siding. It was terrifyingly polite."

Survivor

Marcus Bin-Free

Vancouver Urbanist