The Daily Scavenge

Latest intelligence from the front lines of the urban wildlife war.

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Security Update

Breaking: Raccoons Mastered Door Handles in Scarborough

A disturbing new trend shows suburban raccoons no longer need to wait for doors to be left ajar. They are now actively practicing counter-clockwise handle rotation.

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Counter-Intel

10 Signs Your Trash Panda is Actually an Elite Spy

Is that just a raccoon on your roof, or a signal intercept specialist? Learn the behavioral cues of high-level surveillance raccoons.

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Opinion

Why Emojis are the Key to Their Secret Language

Our latest cryptanalysis reveals that raccoons are using leftover fridge magnets to leave coded emoji messages for their peers.

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