The Incident That Started It All
It began in 2004, when our founder, Dr. Barnaby Trash, lost his entire encrypted hard drive to a raccoon who managed to bypass a two-factor authentication lock on his patio door.
Since then, we've realized the sheer scale of the threat. EvilRaccoons.ca was born out of a necessity to catalog these intellectual giants of the alleyways.
Today, we are the world's leading database for mischievous behavior, complex heist plotting, and surprisingly high IQ scores in the Procyon genus.
